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First Things First...

New Additions Sorry, but no brushes with death this time out, but as I write this the dogs and I have just returned from a hike here in the Lynx Lake campground above Prescott, AZ...where we were fortunate to have a "Dances With Wolves" moment.

As we approached the first climb of the jaunt, Chief got a scent and just up ahead on the hill in front of us was a good size coyote.

Now these are not the urban variety they show you on TV when the "East Coast" transplants complain they just ate "Fluffy" and demand something be done with the varmints. These are the healthy looking, full coated variety...

Anyway, as we moved along the trail he kept a careful watch and followed until he finally yawned and sat down to watch us. I was more than entertained and hated to do it, but he was getting far too comfortable around 'man' and there are too many YAHOOS who frequent theese forests, so I allowed the dogs, while stiill on leash, to charge him.

Chief let out his Catahoula cry and our new found friend moved off, still far too confidently, for my taste however. The three of them will now be looking out for him around every turn for weeks to come.

I mentioned we were fortunate, as everything else that can't fly or climb a tree seems to have vacated the area.. the reason was evident on my first morning here when a large Mountain lion crossed the road in front of my truck... This was only the second time in all of my years in the wilderness to catch a glimspe of one and it was even more special the second time around. He literally crossed the road and the adjoining ridges in 2 1/2 leaps...AMAZING!...

And I say he, only because I cornered a guy from 'Fish & Game' who said they had tracked his den to a nearby hill and that in the short time he had claimed this territory, he was making short order of the local deer population...and while I have not heard him yet, the Camp Host says he vocalizes most every night...should I be lucky enough to encounter him on one of our hikes, the dogs and I will not be charging him as there is a reason the movie was not titled "Dances With Cougars".

Completely Off Topic.

Just the other night I was trying to convince my friend Matt Suess, my favorite landscape photographer, that he should get a Heeler to fill the void left by a very recent loss...when I went to search for some links to send him on the breed, I discovered that the most famous of all Heelers, Skidboot, had recently passed...

For any dog lover who isn't aware of him, please watch both of these and you won't be disappointed...RIP Skidboot...

I can offcially announce that the "Indiana Curse" has been officially exorcised...the people there were wonderful and wonderfully responsive to the work...a bit sadly, I can't tell you how many of them came into the booth, looked longingly at the images and said"why do I live in this stupid state?"

I finally asked one very special woman, why so many chose to stay given their sentiments and she said very matter of factly, that it's the distaste for the state that bonds all hoosiers...and that because of that she had to stay.

That said, when I arrived in in Indianapolis after my close encounter with a train, I was still not so sure...you see as I arrived at the Indianapolis State Fairgrounds after having been told over the phone that, "We never turn anyone away", I was all but "turned away"...unless you can "fit it in there", the campground monitor said....so I did...boy times have changed...six months ago I would have taken out the fairground phone lines, but I digress...

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I say that because getting turned away might have been the best result, because while I would be attempting to sell my photos to a crowd with a more artistic bent, I was now camped among Indiana's annual "Monster Truck" show! (more about that later).



New Additions Well having backed my 40 ft abode into the site with only the assistance of an elderly woman who was afraid I might back over her pop-top Coleman camper, things were looking brighter...that was until I heard the "Monster" truck parked next to my window fire up...

Now, I've been to quite a few air shows in my life, but this din was something else.. and I've come to learn in "Monster" truck circles that's a good thing, because it was an endless line of show goers who stopped by to ask my new neighbor to "fire'er up"....and so he did...all weekend.

New Additions Random thought...I've always liked singer/songwriter Gurf Morlix but I really like his new release, "Diamond To Dust" and the song "Were You Lying Down When You Stood Me Up""

Random Thought #2

I forgot what reverse racism was like until I went into an inner-city Indianpolis restaurant for some take out and sat at the bar for 20 minutes when finally a woman whose job wasn't to serve me came to the rescue...she was tipped handsomely...damn cowboy hats!

Yet Another Random Thought
It's getting GD cold out side here in Flagstaff...WeatherBug.com says the wind chill is now at 17 degrees and all I know is the heater in my four-season trailer can't keep pace and the generator is almost out of gas...extra blankets for all tonight!

New Additions America in Decline

There's war in Iraq, the borders are out-of-control, the country is split like no time since the civil war and a major Indianapolis radio station devoted an entire hour to the subject of...do you, or do you not make your bed?

Things I've Learned

Oklahomans are to date the nicest folks “I’ve run across...a close second were those from St. Charles, Missouri.

The Hoosiers of Indiana are an accepting bunch...I told a woman I’d fallen in love with a barrel racer from Indiana a few months back but it didn't work out. And without a second thought, or trace of surprise, she replied, 'and why didn’t he love you?'....after my initial confusion, I realized, unlike the West, it's not just women who race barrels back East...her embarrassed daughter could only exclaim, 'mom!' and quickly made an exit.

Despite all of their amazing qualities, dogs share one not so desireable quality with people in one respect..they are never are satisfied with what’s right in front of them...they always think there is something better under that bush, around the corner or up that tree.

I love American Indian story tellers...I loathe East Indian customer service reps.

Women wearing Daisy Dukes & cowboy boots are fashionable at Indianapolis "Monster" truck shows and tacky most everywhere else...but they're still fun to look at.

Willow (my Chesapeake) will cost me everything I own one day.

I have the answer to one of America's great unanswered questions...without going into further detail, cops really don't have anything better to do.

New Additions Diesel (my coy dog) will meet an untimely demise.

Chief and I will grow old together and penniless because of that GD Willow, but old just the same.

For some odd reason, many of the local restaraunt cooks and servers in Antlers, OK wear medical scrubs as their 'official' uniform...part of me thinks it projects cleanliness, but the other part wonders wear the meat comes from...

I should never take time away from the photography...while in Madison, IN I could actually get some television reception and got caught up in Ken Burn's "The War"...couldn't stop watching and got nothing done... a favorite line was from one of it's heros..."The war was a chance for a little boy to be something he wasn’t." Ladies, (and it's only my opinion) if you never learn anything else about men again, that's all any man wants every now and then.

I could never live in Antlers, Oklahoma...I'd never get anything done there either...I've never seen so many small animals, (turtles, snakes, tarantulas, Armadillo) trying to cross the road...and I of course had to stop and assist them all.

New Additions Just for the Record...
You’ve all seen it as tattoos, wall art, coffee mugs and more...it’s the “End of the Trail” symbol so many people exhibit in their attempt to show their affinity for the American Indian...for all who do, let it be known that the defeated horse and warrior, heads sunken...depicting a tragic “trail of tears” or “long walk”, despite good intentions, is not at all respectful or appreciated...


Foot In Mouth

I'm not sure whether I've been preoccupied or more mindful of my mouth, but I was not guilty of any egregious 'foot in mouth' incident this month, although I was not so tactfully asked by a fellow customer/resident at the RV repair facility why I kept referring to the 'Monster Truck' show as a 'Monster Truck' show when it was clearly a '4-Wheel Jamboree'...I stand corrected.

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That movie I co-wrote with my good friend Kevin, is out on DVD...I'm only mentioning it because I promised I would, not because I'm proud of it...It's called "Virginia"... 'nuf said...

The Code of the West

Finally, and with Ken Burn's "The War" still resonating in my mind...today's generation could capture just a bit of that 'the greatest generation's" courage by adopting this "Code of the West" as forwarded to me by new RoadNotes subscriber, Aleta Bohlmann.

1. Live each day with courage. (Real courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway)

2. Take pride in your work. (Cowboying doesn't build character it reveals it)

3. Always finish what you started. (When you're riding through hell...keep riding)

4. Do what has to be done. (The true test of a man's honor was how much he would risk to keep it intact)

5. Be tough, but fair. (The Golden Rule was nothing less than a key to survival)

6. When you make a promise, keep it. (A man is only as good as his word) 7. Ride for the brand. (The cowboy's greatest devotion was to his calling and his way of life)

8. Talk less and say more. (When there's nothing more to say, don't be saying it)

9. Remember that some things aren't for sale. (To the cowboy, the best thing's in life aren't "things")

10. Know where to draw the line. (There's right and there's wrong, and nothing in between)    

Until next time....be well and as always, please excuse any typos (and you know who you are) and most importantly, "Save a Horse, Ride a Mustang."

Jim
 


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